Mga Ewan Ewan Lang

> Subject: PANG-ALIS NG ANTOK

> Anong Bansa ang walang pangit?UGANDA

> Anong Bansa ang di sikat? LAOS

> Anong Bansa ang tinutukso? CUBA

> Anong Bansa ang madulas? GREECE

> Anong Bansa ang hindi sa iyo? KENYA

> Anong Bansa ang nakagapos? ITALY

> Anong Bansa ang maraming bacteria? GERM-ANY

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> Anong Bansa ang nagmamadali? RUSH-SIA

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> Learn New Japanese Words:

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> 1) Speechless - Wasabe

> 2) What are your thoughts? Kuro-kuro mo

> 3) Are you regular customer? Sukikaba?

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> Wife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs..

> Husband: Ha! Di ba masagwa yon... magiging tatlo!

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> Sa isang ospital pagkatapos ng operasyon

> Pasyente: Dok, bakit ganito ang operasyon sa ulo? Halos

> kita na ang utak ko.

> Dok: Okey iyan.! At least, open-minded ka na ngayon.

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> Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano

> Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two.

> Tindera: What sir?

> Kano: I said one few two.

> Tindera: Oh, you want puto!

> Kano: Yeah, that's right. Is that how you pronounce it ?

> Tindera: (Sa loob-loob, tanga!, puto lang, pino-few two,

> few two pa, gagantihan ko nga.)

> Tindera: Okey sir, What color do you want? Few la or few ti?

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> Chinese Pinoy Names :

> Born during the night - Andy Lim

> Born blind - Kenneth Sy

> Born being swindled - Lino Co

> Born while cooking - Nilo Toh

> Born as 10th child - Sam Po

> Born while being courted - Lily Gaw

> Born fat - Bob Uy

> Born little - Kathy Ting

> Born different - Eva Yan

> Born with porridge - Lino Gaw

> Born looking for someone - Allen Sia

> Born while counterfeiting - Faye King

> Born during Sunday - Lyn Go

> Born with malice - Mali Sia

> Born angry with someone - Ally Tan

> Born with picture - Lara Huan

> Born with sweets - Ken Dy

> Born undefined - Sam Ting

> Born while taking a bath - Lily Go

> Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go

> Born while buying - Bill Li

> Born secretly - Tina Go

> Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin

> Born ugly - Kow Yan